Hot Actress
she is the perfection example for the phrase sweet and salty, as the hot newbie portrays the image of a girl-next-door and a sultry siren with great ease.
Hot Actress
She informs that she loves to shop for herself rather than shopping for her family and friends
riya sen
She informs that she loves to shop for herself rather than shopping for her family and friends
Hot Actress
She informs that she loves to shop for herself rather than shopping for her family and friends
Hot Actress
she is a name to reckon with when it comes to the leading ladies of Bollywood.
Jokes-1 :
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
Jokes-2 :
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?They won't stop to ask directions.
Jokes-3 :
How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
Jokes-4 :
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?1) There are some things even a blonde won't do.
2) Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
Jokes-5 :
How is an apple like a lawyer?They both look good hanging from a tree.
Jokes-6 :
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMANCompliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked ... with beer.
Jokes-7 :
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?Casper can go through walls.
Jokes-8 :
Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.
Jokes-9 :
The secretary saw her boss pant's zip open.She tells him: "Sir your garage door is open."
Boss: "Did you see my Ferrari?"
Secretary: "I saw a small scooter with two punctured wheels."
Jokes-10 :
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
Jokes-11 :
A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral.A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog. "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?"
My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
Then the man asks in excitement,"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied,"Join the queue."Everyone is queuing for it.
Jokes-12 :
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Jokes-13 :
Why don't men eat between meals.There *IS* no "between" meals.
Jokes-14 :
Two political candidates were having a hot debate.Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other: "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other guy screamed back: "You leave my wife out of this!"
Jokes-15 :
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!""Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.
Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
Jokes-16 :
How can you tell if your husband is dead?The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
Jokes-17 :
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper.""What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Jokes-18 :
What do hurricanes and women have in common?When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Jokes-19 :
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!
Jokes-20 :
Crime doesn't pay ...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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